just messin' around

after some hot-shot changed brand. for example: ‘i left g2 because they didn’t give a shit about me, they produced insanely unsurfable shits they used to call windsurfboards and my salary wasn’t enough to buy a double cheesburger after every pwa tour stop. on the top of that i was caught in the bed with the brand manager’s older daughter so i was forced to leave. there is only one thing in my mind about g2 staff: make your fucking minds up, i should have torn your hearts out having taken away 5 years from my life.

now i’m fully motivated joining to sunboard sails. they are welcoming me with wide spreaded arms (and the hostesses with legs). i don’t have to bother myself in r&d, just tell the lead shaper ‘put a smaller fin into that’ and my face will be on the r&d brochures. the brand manager has a nice milf category wife with huge boobs, we can snort cokes from jonas palakow’s girlfriend’s her bald shaved pussy together. i’m gonna be the fucking numer one in this team, who sails better or doesn’t give a respect i’ll take him out. my goals stayed the same: to bang the most pwa groupies in one year. see you on the water dude!’

kilmerpetty: ‘tiesda, they kill evos, don’t they?’
tiesda you: ‘yes, they do.’
kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’

karin jaggi. more speed-machine than wave-toy, though.

mr. volwater left mr. aeberli and signed up for mr. gartenbach. it means he’s got a lot of gear he has to get rid of. take a look. shiny f2 custom waveboards as well!

pritchards’ range. a bit overpriced but delicious.

kilmerpetty: ‘steve, did you regret to transform yourself from pwa’s tyler durden to a born-again company bitch?’
steve allen: ‘no, i don’t.’
kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’