gf paradoxon
if you do have a gf all the sluts wanna race for your bed. if you’re alone noone of them gives a shit about you.
August 2009
50 posts
“those were the times when jim drake still was learning the waterstart and i was still a nice guy. once a new year’s eve party was held when my jumper got totally wet cos all the chicks was crying on my shoulder. i guess at that party everyone got laid but me. after that i had changed my mentality.”
—p. g.
coincidence?
“children bring up children nowadays.” c. b. when we have been talking about the young and clueless married couples
“we’re a generation of men raised by women. i’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.” tyler durden (fight club - 1999)
“if i were a chick i would be such a big whore.”
—a. g. in dahab
interesting
two guys spot eachother wearing identical clothes. their reaction: “it’s cool, man!”
two chicks spot eachother wearing identical clothes. their reaction: (they’ll burn the clothes)
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what's happened to the stubby waveboards?
allwaves from fanatic - good bye, rww from jp - so long, evo from starboard - see ya. wavesailing’s best and most important innovation of the recent decade has gone. why?
my informatics manifesto
i have been wiping shit off my head for two weeks, it ruins my whole life
my dick is full with this technology too
how the hell could someone import shit like that, fuck me
and no, i’m not a fucking lamer, cos i can always fix it
i can fix it again and again
but two days later - woohoo - computers do not have internet connection again
or mac has, pc hasn’t
then pc has, mac hasn’t
then the pc can ping the router but the internet
then the router does not recognize the root password worked well two days ago
then after reset it does not recognize even the default pass, as well
then the cable connection does not work
then the laptop does not get an ip
and it’s fucking going on like that
and i always fix it
and my fucking life is ruined by that
i’m so fucking nervous, it’s unbeliveable
it feels like 15 years ago when we built a pc and we used cards and motherboards from wherever we could get them
we jumpered the motherboard and like that
we had to dream why did we get a blue death
the graphics card’s getting overheated, bios needed an update or changed two ram-module
it was a fucking wizardry, man
it is a wizardry even in 2009
but the mac is the same old shit
i have had two alias here in the dock
i have been using them till today
and now i found on them two big, fucking, bloody question marks
and they didn’t work then
it’s fucking over
my netbanking does not work, not even on a mac browser
so i’ll install an opera
and then i’m gonna have 4 browsers
fucking cool
“professional windsurfer: someone who lives in her/his van. succesful professional windsurfer: the van runs.”
—chris zeitvogel
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“experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”
—oscar wilde
“was born in the 80s… should have lived in the 80s instead”
—sometimes me
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what do we celebrate on the 20th of august?
- the 1009th annivesary of our state-founder and serial-killer king’s enthronement who forced the nation to forget the ancient paganish religion and to acquire a roman-catholicism, killed everyone who didn’t obeyed and accordingly was sainted by Pope Saint Gregory VII 83 years later.
- the 60th annivesary of our crap state-constitution which was tinkered by communists dickheads and even so still valid.
- the ceremony of the new bread while the world’s most common and serious controversy is the malnutrition.
forget about those ones. enjoy your day-off, don’t give a shit, lay back, go for a ride or make a trip or whatever you want…
happy holiday.
