September 2009
32 posts
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quick interview with taty frans, the 1st de winner...
kilmerpetty: ‘taty, would it have been easier and would it have caused more satisfaction to kick gollito’s ass personally in the final?’ taty frans: ‘yes, it would’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’
quick interview with duncan coombs, the head judge...
kilmerpetty: ‘duncan, do you serve the commercial interests instead of sportmanship with sylt’s wave seeding?’ duncan coombs: ‘yes, i do.’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!”
answer this!
d.h. told me the following story:
“me and brother were pushing our bikes at dusk. he didn’t have lights on it therefore he was the first in the line. we bumped into two cops and they stopped us. the first question was adressed to my bro:
‘ya drunken?’ and he, ‘not. yet.’ “
cute.
what is the point in of going to a funeral of an...
i mean the real point. i do not count on emo jocks who attend events like that just to refill their experience thrill-gauge thus they are able to haunt for their non-byron spleen for the next couple of days.
then my uptight mom asks: ‘what if noone’s gonna attend your funeral?’
dude. come and visit me while i’m alive. or do not come at all.
rick hanke is cool
who is this guy then? retired aerospace engineer from germany with more than 30 years of experience in flight dynamics and simulation. who had fallen in love with windsurfing back then robby naish was still wearing a diaper and after his retirement moved to maui and made his own company.
have you ever heard about maui ultra fins? the most innovative fin designer company recently? if not, close...
party aftermath
p: hey-hey, could u please tell me how drunken i was yesterday on kate's paryt?
t: let's see.. yep. say, on a scale of 0 to 10, how did you rate kate?
p: ummmm, seven?
t: mate!! you were truly fucked uppp. :)
quick interview with rick hanke, windsurfer and...
kilmerpetty: ‘rick, would you let your hostesses to go out for a date with jason polakow or martin brandner?’ rick hanke: ‘no, i wouldn’t.’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’
mistral again - it seems i'm not alone →
mistral is over - second part
someone had the idea - i suppose it was “teh” brain from the family van merksteijn - to save the brand. very clever idea, i would appreciate it. just the way! just the way, what i dont like.
they brought anders bringdal to the scene. i love this swedish guy, he has nice ideas. for example: keeping the board ranges in the production process for two years. at last someone took this...
i'm never gonna be tired posting gorge videos
never.
mistral is over? - first part
story about the very first brand of windsurfing. about his rise and downfall. i have to admit i do have sentimental feelings now having made my very first footsteps into windsurfing world with a mistral board. to be honest it wasn’t a real stuff with the epic blue and red logo, only a replica. however on the beach it had such a reputation among the peers as an original one. then i got...
real men do loops
to the hell with the flatwater nitty-gritty sliding freestyle. having balls? pull that trigger…
tsk-tsk. a hardly used chilli one-zero-eight? anyone?
discovery channel
g: how the fuck had been discovered that cow's some kind of piss is drinkable?
p: o_O
g: simply jerked off a cow?
g: but how had he figured it out?
g: i guess then cow's rear stuff had been tasted as well. and it had not been a bloody chocolate cake at all...
p: XD
p: he had needed a kind of relish for that
g: how the hell could be someone such a jock?
g: then horse had come..
men's magazines
what do they deliver? articles about such consumer’s goods which ones cannot be bought by the readers having insufficient funds. and what a loser does jerk off seeing a lingerie model on the centerfold? it’s the age of the pay-per-view porn sites and the free downloadable passes. grow up dude, and do not waste your dad’s money.
mom's gettin' a celebrity state
if she - who’s one the best internists in the county - is permamently kept to have been rushed down by the numerous lol in nads* while shopping, sitting at hairdresser or just walking down the street then it’s high time to move out of town.
*little old lady in no apparent disease (who love to chat about being sick), see further in samuel shem’s house of god
e
“and p
thanks for your last mail
it put a smile upon my face”
dialogues in gyorgy moldova's novels are...
“how far is it?”
“10 km in a straight line… but i know a shortcut through the forest.”
epic.
“I have been a user of this forum now since around 2004-5 sometimes more regular...”
– simon from forum of boards.co.uk
attribute degrades abstraction
which one has the higher value? wave or freestyle-wave?
ok guys, i make it clearer: europe or east europe. got it?
parabolic rocker line?!
bouke becker, the owner of witchcraft custom house and qualified engineer, says if a waveboard has a parabolic rocker line then it might fit to any condition. there are parabolic rocker lines neither on the off-the-shelves stubbies nor on trads.
i smell some conspiracy here.
