April 2010
15 posts
Alternative tricktionary - spock
since the upcoming pwa event in austria is almost on our neck, we do not let you down and we present you the latest (and the most evergreen) freestyle moves - in our somehow alternative way.
sex on a windsurfboard
barney: ‘it’s not possible! you cannot have sex on a windsurfing board!’ lily: ‘how do you know?’ barney: ‘glad you asked, lily. i have crafted a list of all vehicles, land-based, aquatic, and airborne, in which / on which it is possible to have sex. of these 33, i have had sex in / on 31. windsurfing board: not on the list. oh, ps in order to hit 33, all i need...
interview with kiri thode, inventor of the...
kilmerpetty: ‘kiri, would it have been better to carry on the spanish direction with bad language and dropped the way of bollywood?’ kiri thode: ‘yes, it would have.’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’
quick interview with seb wenzel, fanatic's shaper
kilmerpetty: ‘sebastian, have you envied mr. teboul’s masterpiece of board graphics for years?’ sebastian wenzel: ‘yes, i have.’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’
my bad. it's the winner
‘how do you call the crash in anglo-german language if the sail hitches you leeward while you try a switch stance grubby?’
‘…?’
‘it’s schleuder.’
via bro. long time ago.
freestyle newbies...
…for the gods sake, please do not try the vulcan in these days!!! it’s more than enough.
hint: schleudersturz
most awful windsurf joke ever
two windsurfers are walking in the sahara carrying the rigs on their heads. suddenly they meet a bedouin (horse!)rider. the first one asks the bedouin: ‘aloha dude, is the sea still far away?’ ‘saalem aleikum, habibi. in this way a bit more than thousand miles.’
the first windsurfer turns to his mate: ‘yeah, dude, what a beach they have here!’
quick interview with antoine albeau, reigning...
kilmerpetty: ‘antoine, is it a bit boring even for yourself?’ antoine albeau: ‘yes, it is.’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’
quick interview with gollito estredo, upcoming...
kilmerpetty: ‘gollito, are you already packing the five-nine and the hundred ten into your quiver?’ gollito estredo: ‘yes, i am.’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’
quick interview with domenico dolce, famous gay...
kilmerpetty: ‘domenico, did you know, that your underwears for men are insanely popular among the dahabian beach-assistants, who wear it under the boardshorts and reckon that bigger the visible “d&g” logo over the boardshort the cooler guys they are?’ domenico dolce: ‘no, i didn’t.’ kilmerpetty: ‘thanks for the interview!’
